I Want My Epidural Back

I Want My Epidural Back

Adventures in Mediocre Parenting

Book - 2016
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"If you are the kind of mom who shapes your kiddo's organic quinoa into reproductions of the Mona Lisa, do not read this book ... But if you are the kind of parent who accidentally goes ballistic on your rugrats every morning because they won't put their shoes on and then you feel super guilty about it all day so you take them to McDonald's for a special treat but really it's because you opened up your freezer and panicked because you forgot to buy more frozen pizzas, then absolutely read this book"--Dust jacket flap.
Publisher: New York, NY : William Morrow, an imprint of HarperCollinsPublishers, [2016]
Edition: First edition
Copyright Date: ©2016
ISBN: 9780062427083
0062427083
Branch Call Number: HQ759 .A454 2016x
Characteristics: x, 309 pages : illustrations ; 19 cm

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CatherineG_1 Sep 03, 2017

Alpert says a lot of things parents are thinking and want to say about things like discipline, food allergies and scheduling.
There are so many funny moments in the book - She recognises her husband for his patience with their children but at the same time is amazed that he cannot find things in their house. Her story about flying with two children on the plane while her husband slept was hilarious.
Alpert also talks about that moment when you cannot find your child in an amusement park and time stands still.
In the end, she does get sentimental talking about how quickly her children have grown and how she wishes she could have the time back.
Very cute but her language might not be for everyone.

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Kmum1
Jul 12, 2017

I never read her first book and had no idea what I was in for. I found this book hilarious. Having just finished another book on motherhood and barely getting through, it was refreshing to find a book where I could really relate (waiting to answer your children's call only after they say your name for the 16th time). True enough there are chapters that won't appeal but for the most part I appreciated the authors sense of humour. Commenting further on another review below, the letter she wrote to a fellow Mum regarding allergies. I assumed that the letter was simply fictitious and the author wrote only what she was thinking in her head? Overall I would definitely consider reading the authors first book because if it offers as much humour as this one, I know I will undoubtedly love it.

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Butterfly121761
Mar 13, 2017

I thought maybe the second book would be a bit "old" but I laughed so hard in so many parts. In fact I read some aloud to hubby and my adult daughter. They actually laughed too and daughter doesn't even had kids!
Like a another person who has posted there comments I did find a couple of topics not funny (the peanut allergy and the parents and inlaws as babysitters and then having the gall to provide snarky instructions) but then I thought WHOA that's HER sense of humor and likely many other people's sense of humor not mine. I found other things ridiculously funny which I'm sure other people would take offense at.
I used to document the odd thing our kids did and I always said I'd write a book - after reading both her books I'm kicking myself in the butt now LOL!

JCLCaitlinT Dec 27, 2016

Even for non-parents like me, there are so many hilariously poignant antidotes in this book. Some might find Alpert mean or too harsh, but I felt like I was talking with a snarky, candid friend while reading it, which was refreshing (and again, I'm not even a parent). The rhythm does start to get old after awhile though, but the beauty of a book like this is you can stop reading at any time since there isn't really a rising plot or climax.

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JudithE
Nov 19, 2016

Too cynical and mean for me. (The meanness happened in a note she wrote to another mom who I gather wanted her child to bring peanuts in something to school. I support the message that we all need to keep highly allergic kids safe, but I object to the flaming anger of the message, like so many messages on social media. Not my generation's way, I guess, and I think it's more divisive than necessary.)

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